i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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