I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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