fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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