apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
