shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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