I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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