we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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