This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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