I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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