WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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