This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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