It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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