I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
where are you?
Hypothermia
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
