Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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