Pappa wants mamma naked
Just cropdusted the office
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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