I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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