I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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