what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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