hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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