porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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