Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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