I want to stick my p in your. b.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
