I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Randomize