Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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