For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
