is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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