Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Dick very happy bro
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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