It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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