Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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