my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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