no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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