Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Terrible idea I love it
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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