oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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