the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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