everyone is single if you try hard enough
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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