i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
PS: I just woke up from my shower
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
And then my night got REAL pukey
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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