That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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