Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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