I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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