im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Please don't give away my fajitas
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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