i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
