Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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