I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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