I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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