Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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