Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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