is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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