Walk of Shame. In a state park.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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