just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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