Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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