I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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