He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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