My first STD was from a foam party
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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