Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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