At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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